Birthday Bucketlist

     I have never done this before and it may not be a good idea to do it now but if I am already writing this then it is a bit late to turn back now.  Besides how often does a birthday fall on a Friday?!  I am sure there is a mathematical answer to that though it was meant to be rhetorical.  If in fact I were looking for a reply it would be this, "Your are half way from 30 to 40 today with a whole bright sunny weekend ahead of you.  Make the best of it.  Self indulgence is only bad as a lifestyle choice.  GO FOR IT!".  To that I say, "Who is that goat legged fellow cooing so temptingly into my ear?".  I really like the cut of his jib.  With that assessment the shoulder devil and I bid farewell to the white robed halo glad chap who previously purched so proudly in opposition and set sail on the rapid waters of uncertainty.  Wild times await, TALLY HO!!


be physically active (despite injuries)
- skateboard
- bike ride
- rock climb
- canoe
- kayak
- cliff jump
- skydive
- scuba dive
- fly in a plane
- collect kisses from the ladies
- and hugs form the gents
- get drunk
- get high
- watch the sun rise
- watch the sun set
- have sex(threesome preferably)
- ride a horse(in a non sexual manner)
- wrestle a pig
- eat sushi
- eat cake
- see as many friends as possible
- don't waste time trying to think of every possible thing to put on the damn list. Get started now and make it up as you GO!!
- sing karaoke
- get a lap dance
- drive a lamborghini
- make a snow man
- run naked through the snow
- snowboard