Monday, December 22, 2008

HaneyLand New Years

Hello everybody and welcome to the HaneyLand blog's first post.  There has been much debate and discussion on where the New Years party would be.  Well as i am sure you can tell that is no longer a mystery.  The venue at Rev Room just worked out to be a perfect fit for the HaneyLand party format.  As usual there will be karaoke hosted by Rumba, which also offers food and drinks.  Bear Colony and two different DJ's will be supplying entertainment at Rev with live music and all the dancing madness your little legs can handle.  Haneyland will also be hosting a guest list only photo studio and the VIP balcony.  The bar will be offering drink specials like two dollar well and domestic long necks.  To top it all off there will be a ten thousand dollar New Years balloon drop filled with tons of wonderful goodies.  Still, if that isn't enough to make you piss your panties, Stickies will have two more bands in showcase and a hip hop DJ in the lounge for all the dance junkies.  If that doesn't scoot your silly little ass through the the door you will get it all for twenty bucks.  But wait!!!! There's more!!!! If you order in advance you get that same cover for only  fifteen smackers.....Still not convinced!?!  Well the will  first hundred people on the HaneyLand guest list only pay ten!!!!  Now, if that doesn't spread your lips ear to ear well good luck watching the ball drop from the couch numb nuts.  Since your nuts are, more than likely, not numb but tingling with joy.  Get your ass on that guest list before all your blood has headed south to fill your over excited genitalia.  Cause once it's journey is complete your fully filled family jewels will certainly drag you to the best party in town at Rev Room.