Champion

We are ALL headed the same place, death. Is that such an exciting prospect that we should race to see who gets there first?.

Orientation

I love gays
I love straights
I love bi's
But I hate fakes

Prequel

Camping come early. Tonight I think I will sleep out under the stars atop my most recent edition.

Awkward

Super hot Latin girl with a perfect smile and big eyes comes up to me, chomping at the bit. As I was just heading home this fortune seems to have smiled on me....until she tells me her boyfriend is the dude taking pictures of us.
She then will not let go of my hand or cease conversation. Dude, just patiently standing there taking orders to do so.
Under any other circumstance...

Riverfront

I sit here peiring, from the removed seat of the van, now sitting on Enjoy's loading dock, into the open back window of a 96' VW Passat, beat apart and down trodden.
What could someone possibly take from me less my heart, which would see me dead before a passing deed?
Good luck in achieving conquest here. There is little to own but a driving lust for life.
Best to join it's fury rather than fight the flame.
To challenge would leave a world in ash.

Thenjoylife!